Welcome to the world of Louise Andies.

Your satisfaction is my pleasure and my profession… I absolutely love making people climax. My fat MILF ass has inspired a thousand fantasies and caused countless orgasms. I am a naughty housewife, a dirty, slut wife, and a sweet supportive mommy. I’m your bookish step-sister and the whore next door.

Playful - Nerdy - Slutty - Fun

I am the type of woman who would fuck a my son's teaching assistant in the principal’s office before dropping off cookies at the PTA meeting. For anyone yearning for a sexual release, PLEASE ENJOY MY PORN.

Some of you may relate to spending years of your life getting screwed harder than a lightbulb. I hope that my community of former young sluts will relate to my drunken escapades. My blog expresses my experiences as a twenty year-old train wreck. I hope is it will make you laugh. Moreover, I hope it makes other hot mess women feel seen.